You can have a lightsaber battle with any number of everyday objects. If you call your boss “Emperor,” just prepare for the repercussions. Refer to anyone subordinate to you as “Padawan,” and call your superiors “Master,” “Lord,” or (preferably) “Grand Moff.” If you want to get out of doing something, say “But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!” 15 Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.Slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler.If someone gets on your bad side, diss them good with one of these classic Star Wars insults: Just remember: they smell bad on the outside, but the inside is worse. Take a broomstick, an alpaca mask, and some ram horns, stick them all together, and you’ve got your transport. Snow lizards not native to your habitat? No problem. Or, if things get really rough, “it’s a trap!” 12 Work “I have a bad feeling about this” into casual conversation. Especially sticky buns shaped like Princess Leia’s hair. You never know-Salacious Crumb just might be a major help in the office.Įveryone likes the person who brings food to work. “Huuguughghg raaaaaahhgh huuguughghg uughguughhhghghghhhgh huuguughghg huurh aarrragghuuhw.” (Shyriiwook for “That was a scintillating presentation.” Get your own Wookiee translations here.)Ĭheck out some of the cosplay creations from the Star Wars Celebration last year.

“Wee now kong bantha poodoo.” (Huttese for “Now you’re bantha fodder.”).Try to work some Star Wars languages into your vocabulary. Need a bigger boost? Listen to Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes play the Cantina song on loop for ten hours. Listen to John Williams’ score to boost your mood. There’s the Hoth Toddy, the Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic, the Dark and Stormy Trooper, and more. Just don’t let Boba Fett get to him first. If you’re ready for commitment, you can even buy an ice cube tray with that scoundrel’s outline already built in. 5įreeze Han Solo Legos in ice cubes for a carbonite cocktail. It may not be from a Bantha, but Jedi like you need their calcium. Insert a random, irreverent gif into a work email. Here’s a tip: Grammarly runs on powerful algorithms developed by the world’s leading linguists, and it can save you from misspellings, hundreds of types of grammatical and punctuation mistakes, and words that are spelled right but used in the wrong context. Those bucketheads fit right in in the workplace.ĭon’t have a helmet handy? Try a slightly more subtle costume, like a black vest over a white shirt (Han Solo), tan jacket with khakis (Luke), khakis and white v-neck (also Luke), or brown bathrobe (Obi-Wan). Or, if you’re not the boss and don’t want to appear insubordinate, a stormtrooper. To get you on your way, here are thirty-one fun ways to get the Force flowing through you this #StarWarsDay. And there are always (fake) lightsaber battles. Maybe you throw a #StarWarsDay into a tweet or Instagram post. Maybe you incorporate subtle references into your day at the office or change your speech habits. Star Wars Day is a unique gift to both Star Wars fans and wordplay fans, giving us the opportunity to wish friend and foe alike, “May the Fourth be with you.”Įven if you live here on Earth and not in a galaxy far, far away, there are ways to make sure that the Force is strong with you this May the Fourth.

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